Girls of Chronic Insomnia

Here are a few of the women that really wanted to be a part of the show but we had to turn them down cause Ryan has given up on women and I am married. It's too bad cause a few of them are pretty decent looking if you like that sort of thing.


Kate Beckinsale is not bad looking and she was all about being on the cable access show but we had to say no cause she was so hot for Ryan and he's retired.

Rachel Bilson was all over me and I am pretty sure that my wife would not appreciate that in the long run. She was willing to literally do anything to be on the show but sadly she will have to find another cable access show with two morbidly obese men hosting it. A sad day for sure.

Michael

The future of The Chronic Insomnia Podcast

For the next few weeks Chronic Insomnia will go on like always, and even with the cable access show you still might get a bi-weekly show. I guess it all depends on how much time the TV show takes out of our busy lives. I would love to continue doing the audio show, because at this stage with the show it only takes about an hour to record a 45 minute show, which is pretty easy and could be something we do on the side. Who knows. But for right now expect the show to at least go through it's year anniversary and beyond. I would venture to say that every once in a while you might see a new episode pop up when you least expect it.

As of right now we are not pushing the cable access show too much cause we are not sure of the restrictions we might have with doing a TV show. We might even be able to podcast our show is some way. That would be the ultimate and if that happens then you will see us again for sure.

So for right now, all of our 15 loyal listeners should just keep their ears open on the audio podcast and enjoy the show. Please take a look at our Blog also.

Michael

Northwest Cable Access Journey!

Two ass monkeys and a camera? Does the world need that? Probably not. However that isn't stopping us from taking that journey at the end of May. Northwest Cable Access has allowed us to create a television show which could probably spell the end of that network if they let our leash out too long. I know back in the day we would have pushed the boundaries of ANY network, even Comedy Central late at night, but today we have become more reserved and intellectual...oh man even I can't type that with a straight face. Who am I kidding? We're still just as fucked up as we were back in the day. The only thing different is we are more elegant and sophisticated. I think you could say we have more style too. If you are a listener to the podcast then you know we already exude that weekly.

Look for something on Cable Access sometime in June or July of 2008. Right now we are looking at a Bi-weekly show with a lot of the same topics as our current audio podcast Chronic Insomnia, which you can hear every Tuesday afternoon.

Michael