Girls of Chronic Insomnia

Here are a few of the women that really wanted to be a part of the show but we had to turn them down cause Ryan has given up on women and I am married. It's too bad cause a few of them are pretty decent looking if you like that sort of thing.


Kate Beckinsale is not bad looking and she was all about being on the cable access show but we had to say no cause she was so hot for Ryan and he's retired.

Rachel Bilson was all over me and I am pretty sure that my wife would not appreciate that in the long run. She was willing to literally do anything to be on the show but sadly she will have to find another cable access show with two morbidly obese men hosting it. A sad day for sure.

Michael